Looking for a sensual erotic massage to get off? Well, a study done in Houston recorded erotic massage parlors servicing around 120 men per hour, and most of them are 35-year-old married men. Worst-case scenario, your wife caught you visiting massage parlors or watching a video wouldn't it spell T-R-O-U-B-L-E? Why not bring erotic massage home and turn it into better sex and stronger intimacy with your wife? Keep reading, and I'll help you do that.
In this article, we'll cover:
- The benefits of DIY erotic massage at home that would change your mind about sneaking into happy-ending massage rooms.
- How to do the different types of erotic massage the right way, so you end up with not just a happy ending but a safe, free, risk-free, mind-blowing ending.
- How to ask your wife so she says yes to doing erotic massage with you and anything you ask going forward (spoiler: this works like a love potion)
What Is An Erotic Massage?
An erotic massage is a sexy massage that intentionally and sensually touches the body in a stimulating way. It gives more focus on the penis, vulva, breasts, butt, and other highly sensitive areas of the body to build sexual pleasure and usually ends in sex.
Why Explore Erotic Massage With Your Wife?
Why bother doing erotic massage at home with your wife when you can pay and forget at erotic massage parlors? Man, here are the reasons that will change your mind.
- First, You Won't Pay
If you DIY erotic massage with your partner at home, all you need is the bed, some oils, and stamina to enjoy mind-blowing pleasure. You won't spend a dime. - Most (If Not All) Erotic Massage Services Aren't Legal (No Jail Time For You)
Don't let the aesthetic cozy "Massage" sign fool you. UNAIDS reports that 168 countries criminalize sex work or some part of sex work. The moment a massage parlor offers "happy endings" or sexual acts in exchange for money, somebody is breaking the law. - No Guilty Feelings
Be honest, do you not walk on eggshells around your wife when you visit an erotic massage parlor and not tell her? Now the problem isn't the massage. It's the lie, the betrayal, and the trust you just blew up over something you could've explored together at home. - You Won't Get Caught By Your Wife = You'll Never Have A Fight, Break Up, Or Divorce
She texts, "Babe, where are you?" You say, "Still at the office," not knowing she just saw your car outside an erotic massage parlor. That one lie can turn into a huge fight, or (God forbid) a breakup, or worse, a divorce. - You've Upgraded Your Foreplay
Does your foreplay look like kiss-moan-lick replay? Man, erotic massage will help you level up from being a foreplay amateur to someone she would love to have foreplay with every time, all the time. - Leads To Better Sex
When you and your wife share an erotic massage, you breathe together, appreciate each other's bodies more, and build the kind of anticipation that makes you want to grab each other and fuck. Imagine the body heat and that "uugghh" feeling every time her hand slowly slides over your cock. If that doesn't make the sex afterward extra explosive, I don't know what will. - Massage + Sex = Double The Pleasure
You get the deep relaxation of a full-body massage, then the sexual release of a happy ending or sex afterward. Man, that's a much better package than a basic back rub. - Breaks The Boring Routine
When you've been with your wife for years, sex can start feeling a little bland and boring. A sensual erotic massage brings the novelty back, especially when you add temperature play one night, blindfold her the next, then bring in a vibrator for extra clitoral stimulation on night three. Same wife, completely different experience. - No STI Risk
No stranger is touching your penis, no secret massage room, no unsafe sexual contact, and no risk of bringing an STI back into your marriage. It's just you, your wife, and a happy ending you can actually feel good about.
It looks like 1-0 for DIY erotic massage with your wife vs erotic massage through parlors. So to help you start on the right foot, here are the different types of erotic massage you can try with your wife.
What Are The Different Types Of Erotic Massage?
When we say erotic massage, brother, it doesn't mean you add oil to her hands and ask her to rub your banana. Here are the different types you can enjoy with your wife.
Type #1 – Sensual Full Body Erotic Massage
A Sensual Full Body Erotic Massage is a slow, oily massage you give her from head to toe first, then switch places so she can copy what you did on your body. You lead the whole thing, brother, so by the time it’s her turn, she already knows exactly how to touch you.
- Set The Mood: Have her lie naked, warm the oil in your hands, and tell her to relax while you take control.
- Tease The Upper Body: Massage her neck, shoulders, arms, breasts, and stomach, but keep dodging the spots she wants touched most.
- Work The Lower Body: Slide from her feet to her inner thighs, hips, lower back, and ass, getting closer to her pussy without touching it yet.
- Give Her The Happy Ending: Massage her vulva, clit, and vaginal opening with slow, oily touch until she orgasms or begs for sex.
- Switch Places: Once she’s satisfied, lie down and let her repeat the same head-to-toe erotic massage on you.
- Guide Her Hands: Show her how you like your chest, thighs, cock, balls, and perineum touched, squeezed, and teased.
- Keep It Erotic: Don’t stop touching her just because it’s your turn to feel good. Stay naked, keep touching, and let the massage end in orgasm, sex, or both.
Type #2 – Nuru (Body-To-Body) Massage
Things are getting exciting, man. For this one, you turn your whole body into the massage tool, unlike the full body massage, where you use your hands only. But control yourself so you don't hump like a maniac two minutes in. Stay still, enjoy the body contact, and let the tension build.
- Lay Down The Sheets: Cover the bed, as things will get wet and messy. Or you can ditch the bed and do it on the floor, the bathtub, or your kitchen table when the kids are asleep.
- Warm The "Sliders": Warm, not boil, the oil, lotions, or creams. Enough to make her uhhhmm not arrggggh when you use it on.
- Start With The Head: Start massaging each other's head, down to the temples, then the back of the head. You can grab each other's hair by the roots and pull it sensually, then down to the neck.
- Breast To Breast Massage: With both your hands oiled, run oil in her boobs and do the same to your chest. Press your bodies together and let your chest push, glide, and circle on her breast.
- Use Your Thighs and Legs: When the oils from your chest have dripped to your thighs, you can switch into a side-lying position, a yab yum (her on top, straddling you), or a cowgirl position. Ask her to use her thighs and legs to massage you. She can also start gliding from your chest down to your toes. Just make sure you have plenty of lube or oil.
- Add Genital Contact: When she's done, switch positions so she lies down, and you're on top. Add lube or oil to your penis and use it to massage her body. Start with her breast, titty fuck her, then run your cock towards her belly, circle her navel, then do a kunyaza on her pussy, down to her legs, and finish by tickling the arch of her feet with your penis.
Type #3 – Yoni Massage
A yoni massage is something you do for her, brother. Explore her entire vulva including the mons pubis, outer lips, inner lips, clitoral hood, clitoris, vaginal opening, perineum, and the front vaginal wall where the G-spot area is located. Don't spoil it by tracing the ABCs, going too hard too fast, or attacking only the clit as most men do.
- Apply Lube: Put a good amount of water-based lube on your hand.
- Hold: Place one hand over her entire vulva. Rest your other hand gently on her chest or lower stomach to help her feel grounded and relaxed.
- Copy Slide: Slide your hand down slowly, letting your fingers explore her whole vulva. Move from the clitoris to the bottom, then glide back up again.
- G-Day Mate: Form a triangle with your hands, then slide both thumbs upward along each side of her vulva.
- Inner Circle: Use your pointer finger to circle and explore her vaginal opening without entering yet. Start slowly and adjust based on how her body responds.
- Christopher Columbus: Gently insert one finger and slowly explore the walls of her vagina. Take your time, brother. This isn't a race.
- Spiderman: When she's ready, insert two fingers in a Spiderman web-shooter pose. Explore her vaginal walls again, then focus on the textured G-spot area along the upper wall.
Type #4 – Lingam Massage
Now this one is something she does for you. Don't get it wrong, this is not a hand job because the area of focus is the penis, testicles, perineum, and nearby areas. But man, don't ruin it by cumming off too early. Relax your body and mind so you can fully enjoy the erotic massage.
- Warm The Oil: Warm a small amount of body-safe massage oil or water-based lube between her hands, as cold hands kill the mood fast.
- Start Everywhere Else: Guide her hand to massage your thighs, hips, lower stomach, and groin first.
- Hold The Whole Package: Let her gently cup your penis and testicles without stroking yet.
- Explore The Testicles: She can slowly roll each testicle between her fingers, massage the scrotum, and gently tug downward.
- Work The Shaft: Have her wrap one hand around the base of your penis and slowly glide upward, then switch hands before reaching the head.
- Tease The Head: She can circle her thumb around the ridge of the penis head, glide across the frenulum underneath, and pause whenever your body starts begging for more.
- Add The Perineum: While one hand strokes your penis, the other can press or massage the soft area between your testicles and anus.
- Control The Finish: A lingam massage is very erotic, and she can bring you close. When that happens, ask her to slow down, then build you back up again. When you're both ready, she can continue until you orgasm or turn the lingam massage into sex.
Type #5 – Breast Massage
Most men give her boobs a quick pass during sex, not realizing that these are where most of the erotic nerve cells are. Give her breasts one hell of a massage and watch her grab and beg you to fuck her already.
- Tease For Anticipation: Do not start with the main act just yet; instead, start caressing her collarbones, her sides, then down to her belly. You know she's ready when she stretches a bit and breathes in a little longer.
- Wet Her Tits: It's good to have her breasts oiled or lubed before you start, but if you start licking, making sure you wet her entire breast, man, that's raw and extra hot.
- Hug Her Boobs With Your Hand: When her tits are fully wet, cup both breasts with your hands. Don't do anything; do not squeeze or move your hand. Just cup it and let her feel the warmth of your hands.
- Add Nipple Play: When she's relaxed from you cupping her breast, turn up the heat by playing with her nipples. Give it a slight pinch, pull it softly, run your fingers up and down, or give the areola a circular tickle.
- Hand Squeeze + Mouth Combo: Suck the other breast with your mouth, kiss it, lick it, or give it a gentle bite while your hand gently squeezes or stimulates the other breast. The contrast will drive her wild.
Choose your adventure, man. You can also mix and match two or more at a time. The key is to listen to each other's bodies. Go and continue if you both like it and stop at any sign of discomfort. After all, sex and life don't need to be perfect; it is meant to be enjoyed.
By this point, I know you're thinking, sure this is all exciting, but how can I ask my wife to do this with me without hearing "Are you nuts?" as a response? I'll let my wife, a certified sexologist, tell you how I asked her.
A Woman's Perspective..
On How To Talk To Your Wife About Exploring Erotic Massage (Do This & She Will Say Yes)
Most men overthink and assume she will say no, get angry, and they will end up in an argument. But here's a real-life example of what my husband, Andrew, did to make it easy for me to say yes to trying erotic massage.
He opened the conversation when we were lying in bed and about to go to sleep. Everything was feeling relaxed and comfy; the AC was on, and the ambience was just light. He held my hand and said, "Darling, can I treat you to a massage, but this time it's going to be a sexy one?"
My eyebrows crossed instantly, then he kissed my forehead and continued...
"I have no hidden intentions. I just want to allow you to feel relaxed and, at the same time, try something new in bed that brings us even closer."
Why I Said Yes?
I completely trust my husband. I feel safe with him, and we share the same goal, which is making our relationship stronger. Those words came from a place of love and were serving our shared marriage vision.
- Choose your words wisely, they matter, but it's not just about the manner of asking.
- Make her feel safe to open up, 100% trust you and your actions.
- Have her best interest at heart, not just a one-sided selfish gain.
I know you get the idea, so don't try any fancy tricks with your wife. Trust me, she would know. Instead, be honest. Sincerity beats techniques every time.
Now, before you start warming the oil, let's answer the questions probably already bouncing around in your head.
Frequently Asked Questions
I know you wouldn't start erotic massage without your questions answered, so here are the answers you need so you can have a good night's sleep and the confidence to ask your wife.
Which massage involves private parts?
Any massage that involves private parts is an erotic massage, especially if it is intentionally and sensually done. A regular massage does not involve any private parts unless the patient or client specifies that the area needs stress or pain relief.
How much do happy endings cost?
Happy endings cost $0, brother. You won't spend a single cent if you do it with your wife. Totally FREE, safe and honest.
How to know if a massage therapist will give a happy ending?
All you need is ask, but be ready for a surprise slap, get kicked out, a police report, or legal trouble, so don't treat "massage" like a secret menu. Do it with your wife instead, and save yourself the embarrassment, the risk, and the most awkward walk of shame.
Is it illegal to get hard during a massage?
It is legal, but
what is not legal is paying in exchange for any sensual erotic massage. 168 countries worldwide punish these acts. In other words, it is legal
to get hard, but it is illegal to pay someone to relieve your hardness.
Am I safe after an erotic massage?
Healthwise, you're generally safe after an erotic massage with your wife, provided neither of you has an STI,
open sores, or cuts. Legally, you're safe after an erotic massage only
when it happens between consenting adults in private and no sexual service is bought or sold. Pay for a
"happy ending," though, and you may have taken part in an illegal commercial. Either way,
you're not safe when your wife catches you.
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