Have you ever thought, “does my dick taste good?” It’s probably something that’s run across your mind, but usually not until your girl’s mouth is just inches away from your dick.
If you’ve ever wondered what your penis should taste like and how to make it taste better for your partner, this guide is for you.
We’ll cover the “normal” range of penis flavors as well as the things that may impact how your penis (and semen) tastes. We’ll then delve into the steps you can take to make your dick smell and taste better for your partner.
And if you want to learn how a miracle berry can help, then be sure to stick around.
What Should Penis Taste Like?
The short answer is unsatisfying. The penis should taste like… penis.
This isn’t said to be cheeky. It’s true that the penis should taste like a penis, but what that naturally tastes like will vary from person to person.
If you ask 100 people what a “good” penis tastes like, you’ll likely get 100 answers. A “good” penis taste can vary from sweet and salty to slightly musky to a bit sour to metallic. There are plenty of factors that impact taste, so the range of “good” or acceptable tastes varies widely.
Things That May Impact How Your Penis (and Semen) Tastes
When talking about the penis and how it tastes, we can’t ignore the fact that semen is also a factor. Chances are, if you want to improve the taste of your dick then you’re also worried about the taste of your semen.
So what factors may impact the taste of your dick and cum?
Diet
Diet is a big factor in what your cum tastes like and, to a certain extent, what your dick tastes like too. Someone with a “cleaner” diet is likely to taste more natural than someone who eats a lot of processed foods.
There are certain foods that can change your taste temporarily, too. So while you don’t have to avoid them all the time, you should if you know your partner is going to give you head within the next day or so. These foods include:
- Asparagus
- Garlic
- Red meats
- Onion
- Coffee
- Dairy
Hygiene
Hygiene is perhaps the biggest indicator of how your dick will taste.
The dick, like any other body part, collects dead skin cells and sweat throughout the day. Certain fabrics you wear throughout the day can also trap odors that may make your penis taste musty.
Poor hygiene will mean these things collect and build up over time. This makes for a very unappetizing experience for your partner.
Nicotine
If harsh foods can impact your taste, it makes sense that harsh chemicals can too.
If you smoke regularly, then chances are you have become nose-blind to the smells that nicotine leaves behind. For non-smokers, these lingering smells are strong, musty, and very unpleasant.
The same can be said for areas of the body that may taste like nicotine, like the penis. This is because nicotine is secreted by the sweat glands. This may leave your dick with a pungent odor and taste.
Alcohol
Another substance with the potential to change the smell and taste of your dick and semen is alcohol.
Just like nicotine, alcohol is released by the sweat glands. This can leave behind a bitter or sour smell which results in an unpleasant taste. The sour taste may also come through in the semen.
How to Make Your Dick (and Semen) Taste Good
It’s not difficult to make your dick and semen taste good when you focus on taking better care of your body. Here are just a few ways to do that.
Practice Proper Hygiene
My number one tip for making your dick taste good is to practice proper hygiene. Always.
There are a surprising number of men who fail to clean their nether regions properly and regularly. This is either because of laziness or because they were never taught the proper way to do it.
Proper hygiene doesn’t take a lot of time or effort.
You should clean your penis and taint every time you shower. All you need is a clean washcloth, warm water, and mild cleansing soap.
Gently rub the soapy washcloth up and down the penis while making sure to get in any folds. If you are uncircumcised, you can very gently pull back the foreskin so the head of the penis is fully exposed. Clean under and around the head as well as this is where sweat and skin cells, or “dick cheese”, collect.
When you’re done with the penis, move on to the taint. This is the strip of skin that’s between the base of the testicles and the anus. Gently rub the area with the soapy washcloth and rinse thoroughly.
Once you’re done with the penis and the taint, you should also clean the buttocks. Yes, this means in between the butt cheeks.
Stay Hydrated
Semen can be made up of anywhere from 96% to 98% water. The more hydrated you are, the higher the percentage of water in your semen. And the higher percentage of water, the less pungent its odor and taste.
So if your girl is sensitive to the natural flavor of semen, load up on water before your blowjob session. A few 8-ounce glasses can go a long way in reducing odor and minimizing pungent taste.
If you’re feeling fancy, you can even add some fruit to your water. High-sugar fruits like pineapples and berries can also impact flavor as we’ll discuss below.
Go Commando
When it comes to combatting odors and bad flavors, airflow is your friend. Going commando can naturally reduce sweat (as it more easily evaporates) and prevent hair or fabric from trapping the odors against your skin.
If you don’t want to commit to full commando, there are more breathable fabrics you can add to your underwear drawer. These include cotton and microfiber. These breathable fabrics will keep trapped smells to a minimum. Microfiber is also great at wicking away sweat so it’s the perfect option for Summer.
Eat Fresh Foods
If you’re preparing for a blowjob in the near future, there are a few foods you can eat to change the taste of your semen. These include:
- Pineapple
- Melon
- Berries
- Celery
- Parsley
These different foods will change the taste (and sometimes smell) of your semen for various reasons.
Pineapple is high in sugar, but its high acidity also plays a role in its taste-changing abilities. Berries, for example, are high in natural sugars. These will make your semen taste sweeter. Celery and parsley are chlorophyll-rich foods. These foods produce a less obvious change to your taste, but they can help to cut back on the natural acidity of semen.
Other Tips for Making Your Penis Taste Good
If the above steps have yielded minimal results, or if your partner has sensitive taste buds, then these further tips can help.
Use Flavored Lube
Flavored lubes are just that – lubricants with a distinct flavor. These are usually fruity (e.g. strawberry, watermelon), tropical (pina colada), or aromatic (e.g. vanilla) flavors.
But not all flavored lube is created equal. It’s all about finding the flavored lube brand and flavor that works best for your partner.
Some flavored lubes will barely mask the taste, so the penis ends up tasting like penis + flavored lube. Other lubes are much better at masking those flavors, though, so the experience is more enjoyable for your partner.
Try Miracle Fruit
If the texture of flavored lubes isn’t your or your partner’s thing, then miracle fruit is another thing to try.
Miracle fruit is a berry from the Synsepalum dulcificum plant. That sounds unassuming enough. So how does this berry help with making your dick taste good? When the fleshy part of the berry is eaten, the molecules bind to the tongue’s taste buds. For the next 30 minutes or so, sour will taste sweet.
Where can you find this miracle berry? Fortunately, there are miracle berry tablets that you can find easily online (e.g. Amazon). You may even find them stocked in some adult stores.
Conclusion
When getting intimate with your partner, there are plenty of things to worry about:
- Is my room clean enough for her?
- Can she smell my dirty laundry?
- Should I light some candles for ambiance?
- Does she like when I tickle her there?
One thing you shouldn’t have to worry about is how your penis smells or tastes.
Fortunately, with the pre-emptive steps outlined above, you can erase that worry from your mind.
