3 Filthy Real-Life Sex Stories That’ll Make You Horny

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If you’re looking for some 100% real, authentic and first-hand sex experiences, then welcome to School of Squirt sex stories.

These are some of our ranciest sex stories ever received. Every so often, we get emails from our School of Squirt Squirting Triggers customers, and they tell us about some of their hottest, horniest, and naughtiest moments.

We’ve accumulated some of our favorite emails, from way over 150 of these first-hand sex stories, and compiled them into today’s articles.

There have been many times where I’ve read a user-submitted story and got so turned on that Jakob had to come home from work! So make sure you’re not reading this at an inappropriate place.

These stories are extremely graphic, filthy, and hot.

Let’s begin!

Jakob and Laura’s story

Hey guys! My name’s Laura, and I have hand-picked these stories for you. My partner Jakob and I run the School of Squirt blog. When we’re not writing these blogs (or having sex hehe), we’re teaching couples how to get their partners to achieve a gushing, squirting orgasm.

We’ve compiled a free video where we share some of our best tips on squirting orgasms. You can access it, for free, by clicking here.

I couldn’t help but kick off this blog post with one of mine and Jakob’s sex stories… And damn, it’s naughty

Jakob and I met in 2011, a few months after his girlfriend Olivia dumped him because she wasn’t getting what she wanted in the bedroom. Rather than showing him what to do, she dumped him! Savage! Anyway…


Jakob is just so damn good looking – and the first night we met, he looked hot. And I mean… Hot!

He had some tight jeans on, masculine-looking leather boots, some silver jewelry, and his shirt revealed his hot pecs.

I had shaved everything (yep, everything) that day, put my favorite panties on, and just thought I’d ‘go-with-the-flow’ that night. It had been a while since I last had sex.

We went for a date, had some cocktails, and I was feeling a bit tipsy.

He said, “let’s go back to my place for some more drinks.” I knew exactly what he meant, but I said, “sure, but no messing around Jakob – I don’t do anything on the first date.” Of course, I didn’t mean that, but I didn’t want him to think I was a total slut. I really liked him.

He took me back to his apartment in the city, and his apartment was one of those “bachelor pads.” He had an extensive alcohol selection, soothing music, and dim lighting. I was so excited. This guy clearly knew what he was doing.

He started making some mojitos, and I went to the bathroom to sort myself out. When I returned, the drinks were made, and Jakob was sat on the couch. I sat with him, and we spoke for about an hour. He seemed to be really interested in me, and I liked that. Most guys just talk about themselves for hours. Yawn.

After an hour or so, he still hadn’t made a move to kiss me, so I decided to call it a night. I can be quite impatient sometimes.

Disappointed, I said to Jakob, “Jeez, look at the time, I better get a move on.” It was then; he finally plucked up the courage to kiss me. His kiss was soft, but I liked it.

As soon as we started kissing, to my surprise, Jakob led me to the bedroom. I was already wet, really excited, and after this big build-up, I was sure he was going to be amazing in bed.

Jakob had a lovely, queen-sized bed with some beautiful soft bed sheets, and we started kissing on the bed. He was putting his hand over my body, and then just before he slipped his hand down my pants, I asked if he had a condom. He said he did, and we carried on.

Anyway, what happened next was… Disappointing.

While I was turned on, Jakob just rushed everything.

He spent very little time on my clitoris or my breasts, and we basically started having sex very quickly. The sex was mediocre at best. We changed positions once, and it lasted 3 or 4 minutes. I wasn’t satisfied, but after we finished, Jakob was just way too tired to continue.

The thing is, I really liked him. He was sweet, handsome, and certainly my type. I asked him when he last had sex. At first, he was reluctant to tell me.

I told him not to worry, and he then started explaining how his ex-girlfriend Olivia had recently left him. I asked him why, and he said, “it’s almost too embarrassing to say.”

He paused.

“She left me because apparently she wasn’t getting what she wanted in the bedroom. I overheard her gossiping at a cocktail party that her ex ‘knew how to make me cum like no other guy.’ She’s gone back to live with him.”

I paused.

This guy was so hot, and I was sure I could make him into an animal in just a few weeks.

“Jakob, I actually really like you. There’s one thing I didn’t tell you… I really hope you don’t judge me, but I’m actually bi-sexual. I am pretty much a sexpert at making girls have squirting orgasms and have done it on a lot of occasions.”

He really looked like he was listening attentively now.

“I’m going to show you everything I know.”

I had found my apprentice – my protege. I was going to teach this man the works, and have a LOT of fun while doing it.

We fell asleep, and I left the following morning before he woke up. A few days later, Jakob text me arranging another date. He invited me for a cocktail at the same bar, I responded:

“Jakob – skip the cocktails – I’ll see you at your place.”

“Sure – 8 pm” was his response.

I began by showing Jakob more and more about the female body. He learned about warming a girl up, better foreplay, and how the vagina works. I squirt quite easily if I’m properly warmed up and if a man hits my G-Spot the right way. I showed him how to do it, and of course, I squirted, and I could see how turned on he got when this happened for the first time.

He was gaining more and more confidence over the next few weeks, so I decided to invite a girl I had been dating in the past to come over.

I wanted to show him that these techniques work on any girl, not just me. So, I arranged for my friend to come and surprise him. Her name was Amanda, and she was one naughty chic.

She was also bisexual.

I told Amanda the entire story – about how he started off knowing nothing, and now he was making me squirt every single time we had sex. She was down to try him out from the get-go.

Jakob had no idea what I had planned…

I arrived at his place, with Amanda, and rang the buzzer to be let into his apartment.

“Hey Jakob, it’s Laura,” I said.

“Come on up then!” he responded. He always sounded excited when I arrived.

Now Amanda was also with me, but Jakob didn’t know. We headed into the lift and got to Jakob’s apartment door. I let myself in, and Jakob was on the couch watching football. I walked behind him, kissed his cheek, and said: “Jakob, I have a surprise for you.”

I put a blindfold on him and led him to the bedroom. I put his hand on my left breast and said,

“I’ll be right back. Don’t take that blindfold off whatever you do.”

I went back to the front door of the apartment where Amanda was waiting, and she followed me to the bedroom. “Shh, you have to be quiet, Amanda, I don’t want him to know what’s going on.”

We both started undressing into our underwear. We both had some french lingerie on with stockings. We’re both brunettes with tanned skin, and Amanda is one cute chic. She’s petite, has green eyes, juicy lips, perfect teeth, and long, wavy hair. Damn, we looked hot that night…

You guys already know what I look like from my picture on the About page. Anyway…

We got to the bedroom, and I made sure he couldn’t see what was going on. I slowly started to pull his pants all the way down, and he was rock hard. His cock looked so good. I told Amanda to come over.

“Start sucking him,” I whispered. Amanda went over to Jakob and started giving him a blowjob. I then went over and started sucking him and caressing his balls at the same time. He realized two mouths were working his cock, and he took off the blindfold. He let out a quiet gasp, but just went with the flow and didn’t say anything.

I think this night was one of the best experiences of his life. With all the techniques I had been teaching him, he must have made Amanda squirt eight times.

He fucked us both so good. I’d be bent over while he was pounding me from behind, and I’d be eating Amanda’s pussy at the same time. He then started fucking Amanda while she was led on her back, and he’d be eating me out at the same time.

I think we fucked on every piece of furniture he had in the apartment. Bear in mind, only a few weeks ago, this guy lasted 4 minutes and didn’t even know how to stimulate a clitoris properly. He was now giving my girl Amanda and me multiple squirting orgasms.

After Jakob came, the bed sheets looked like someone had sprayed a water bottle all over it. Our juices were all over the place. Amanda quickly started getting her clothes back on to make an exit.

“Holy shit Laura, what have you done to that guy? We have to do this again as soon as possible.”

“For sure, Amanda,” I responded.

Amanda said, “I’m sure Kelly wouldn’t mind joining next time too.”

Throughout that year, we went on a complete exploration of sex – until we realized that we could actually help men and women learn how to have a more exciting and fulfilling sex life. We now teach over one million men and women each year – and you can see why(!)

You can learn more by checking out our Squirting Triggers course in this video here.

I was seduced by a Sugar Mama

Hey Laura and Jakob!

I have to let you know about what just happened to me. I had sex… With a sugar mama

I took your course a few weeks ago and finally had a chance to use what I had learned. I’m single but was on a “dry spell” for the past few weeks.

Anyway, I work in a mobile phone shop in Texas, in the USA. A 35-40 year-old lady came into the shop, looking to upgrade her phone.

“Hello madame, how can I help you?” I asked her.

This lady had long, brunette hair. She had brown eyes and wore a summery blue dress. She was quite tall and wore some pink sandals that raised her profile a few inches.

There was something about her though – she didn’t look exactly look old – she looked fresh and young and had a certain level of sophistication.

“I’m looking to upgrade my phone.”

“No problem – what phone do you have now?”

She handed me her current phone.

“I’m here on business for the next few days and figured it was time to upgrade.” She said, in a thick New York accent. I recognize that accent a mile off.

“Oh cool, you’re visiting from New York?” I asked.

“Yeah, I work as a finance director for (obviously, I can’t tell you the company name) and have an important meeting over in Austin in 2 days’ time. I’ve got all weekend to explore, but figured I was due an upgrade, so why not?”

“That’s so cool that you work for (that company). I’m taking a degree in finance right now!”

I got her new phone, and we spoke about work and travel. She gave me her business card and said that she might be able to arrange an internship at the company once I had finished my studies.

“What are you going to do now?” I asked.

“The same thing I do every time I’m in a new place – find a good bar and enjoy some drinks.”

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She left, and I finished the last 2 hours of my shift. Just before I was leaving, I saw her again and asked what she was doing.

“Oh hey – I’m just grabbing a case; don’t suppose you could help me out?”

I showed her the cases and asked her if she found a bar yet. It was 6.30 pm at this point.

“Yeah, there’s a really cool one in the hotel where I’m staying. It’s just a bit boring being there alone. I don’t really know anyone in this city, but I love meeting new people.”

“Err – well, I’ve just finished. Why don’t I join you?” I asked.

“Oh, what? Really? Join me? Sure! That actually sounds great!”

We both left the shop at the same time and headed toward her hotel to the bar.

I figured it was a great chance for me to network with someone successful. But, what happened next, you have no idea

The hotel was about a 15-minute walk away. We got to the bar, and she ordered two large glasses of wine. We sat and drank, and she was really easy to open up to. I felt like I could just be myself. The younger girls I typically date (I’m 23) usually need to be impressed. This lady was just super chill.

I think we drank three large glasses of wine, and by this point, we were sat on a couch in the corner of the bar, and we sat next to each other. Our thighs were touching, and I was lightly touching her legs and arms.

Anyway, I hardly drink alcohol, so the Dutch courage kicked in, and I just went for the kiss. She started kissing me back straight away, and we made out.

Holy shit – she knew how to kiss. My dick was hard already. Then, the alcohol started talking…

“You know, us guys in Texas are way better than those soft New Yorkers. Northerners aren’t real men. The real men are down here.”

She giggled.

“Us Texas boys don’t just talk a big game; we have a big game too.”

“What do you mean?” She cheekily asked.

“Let’s go to your hotel room, and I’ll show you.”

She giggled, almost like a teenage girl would, and we went over to her room.

She went straight into the shower and told me to order more wine on room service. Her hotel room was really swanky – it looked like some executive suite or something.

I ordered the wine, and it arrived just before she got out of the bathroom. She came out in some very short nightwear that stopped way before her knees. I felt like my dick was literally about to burst. I poured her a glass of wine, she drank it, and we started making out heavily on the bed.

My dick, by this point, was making a wet patch through my jeans because of all of the precum. She unbuttoned my jeans, slid my pants down to my ankles, and started sucking me. She used a tonne of spit, heavy eye contact, and this blowjob was like something from a porno.

As she sucked my cock, she looked like she was enjoying it. She would spit on my cock, put it in her mouth, then pull it out of her mouth and wipe it across her face. She then slapped it on her tongue, all while looking at me in the eyes.

I have never, in my life, had a blowjob this good before.

I reached out and grabbed her arm and aggressively pulled her up to start making out with her. As we made out and rolled around the bed, her nighty slid up, and she had left her knickers off.

“Fuck, what a slut,” I thought to myself.

By this point, I just wanted to fuck her, but I really wanted to put into practice the stuff you two had taught me in Squirting Triggers 2.0.

I spent a tonne of time caressing her body and making sure she was fully aroused. I worked through all her sensitive body parts, like her neck, her arms, her nipples, her lower back, and her inner thigh first. I just tickled them with my fingers while making out with her.

I then started to work on her nipples with my mouth, slowly kissing and gently blowing on them.

After that, I then start to kiss her abdomen before getting down to her pussy. She was clean-shaven, and I could already see the juices from how wet she was.

I started licking her clitoris very gently and squeezing her left tit with my left hand. I then started actually to penetrate her pussy with my tongue. She absolutely loved it and started moaning confidently.

My dick was so hard, and I just wanted to start fucking her, but I continued with the foreplay.

Next, I put two fingers inside her, and using the technique you two taught me; she really started moaning. Within just 90 seconds, she started squirting everywhere, and her whole body started shaking. Immediately after she stopped squirting, I put my fingers in again to do it again, and the same thing happened again. Her body just wouldn’t stop shaking.

I did this for a total of 5 times, and then put my knees on her shoulders and stuck my cock in her face – and she complied and sucked it one last time before I fucked her.

She was led on her back, saying, “you’re so good.” And then I pulled my cock away from her face, lifted her knees to her chest, and then stuck my cock in her dripping wet pussy.

I expected her pussy to be loose, but it actually gripped my cock tightly. It was so wet, and it felt amazing. I was so caught up in the moment that I didn’t even think about wearing a condom… And she said nothing.

I started to pound her while she was led on her back, and she would rock in an alternating way to make the pounding harder. She loved it hard.

After about 5 minutes of this, she said:

“Fuck me like an animal, take me to the chair.”

She wrapped her legs around me; I lifted her up and then walked over to the hotel room chair while I was still inside her.

At first, I spun her around and bent her over while she had her hands on the armrest of the chair.

I fucked her doggy style, and then after a few minutes, I sat on the chair, and she went on top.
She had both her feet on the seat of the chair and proceeded to bounce up and down on my cock.

I just couldn’t hold out anymore.

I pulled out and proceeded to cum all over the place. It landed on me, her body, and the furniture.

We then went over to the bed and spooned.

Listen, I know it’s a long email, but I received a text from her the next day.

“That was the best sex I’ve ever had. We have to meet up again before I leave town.”

This stuff you have taught me is truly life-changing. I feel like a different person.


A happy customer

I had sex with a Bangkok prostitute… For free…

Dear https://www.schoolofsquirt.com/program/ and Laura,

I recently purchased your course, Squirting Triggers 2.0. Thanks a lot for putting that together. I just wanted to take a minute to tell you about the experience I had in Bangkok.

I was visiting Thailand on a stag-do as my friend is just about to get married. We were five guys, and our plan was to visit Bangkok for three days, before heading to the North of Thailand to do a four-day motorbike trip. The plan was to get slaughtered in Bangkok, every single night.

Anyway, we arrived in Bangkok after a long flight at 10:30 pm and immediately went to the airport bar. The beer was dirt cheap here, and once the drinks were flowing, we went to check out an infamous area of Bangkok called “Nana.” We dropped our bags off at the hotel and then took a Tuk-Tuk to Nana Plaza. Here, there was a huge sign saying “world’s biggest adult playground.”

This place was like nothing you’ve ever seen before. There are bright lights everywhere, and the streets are completely filled with prostitutes.

I had been practicing the techniques from Squirting Triggers 2.0 with some of the girls I had been sleeping with back home and had great success.

Anyway, the plan was to go to Nana Plaza just for a laugh and to drink more beers. We ended up in a “go-go bar.” This is where you have multiple Thai girls, all wearing next-to-nothing, and they have little numbers on their skirts. You can actually order them there and then take them back to your place and fuck them.

Now, although somewhat socially acceptable, prostitution is illegal in Thailand. I had absolutely no intention of what was about to come before walking into that bar…

One of our friends ordered a full bottle of whiskey, and it went down pretty quickly. Within an hour, the 5 of us had polished off the entire bottle. A seriously cute Thai girl kept staring at me, and eventually, she pointed her finger at me and invited me to come over.

I complied.

“Hey handsome, what hotel are you staying?”

“Err, I can’t remember the name, but it’s about 10 minutes away in a taxi.”

“Take me there – 2,000 for 2 hours.”

All my friends looked at me and started cheering and saying stuff like “go on! Do it!” and they were all laughing.

I succumbed to the peer pressure (and copious amounts of alcohol) far too easily…

So, we go outside, and I try not to make eye contact with the large groups of Western tourists. We go straight towards a taxi I see outside of the plaza, and I showed the driver the hotel on my phone.

She’s wearing some skimpy little denim shorts, a crop top, and high heels. It’s obvious what she’s doing, and I was a little bit embarrassed, to say the least!

So, we arrive at the hotel and go straight to the elevator to my hotel room. We don’t talk very much on the way up, and we got to the hotel room. Within a minute, she said:

“OK, mister, take off your pants then.”

I took off my pants, and she started giving me a handjob. It took me a while to get hard, and as she was touching my dick, I was rubbing her pussy through her knickers.

After a minute or so, she started taking off her clothes but left the heels on. Luckily, I had some condoms. When I went to grab a condom, I saw a bottle of coconut oil I had bought from a convenience store earlier that day. I decided to grab the bottle. I opened the lid and started pouring it over her body.

Applying massage oil

She didn’t quite expect it but led on her back as the oil hit her body. I started by massaging the oil into her shoulders, and then her tits. Her tits were quite small, but perky, and her nipples were dark. I then proceeded to rub the oil across her entire body.

I remember she had her eyes closed and looked as though she was really enjoying it.

Now, Laura, if you’re reading this, that stuff in Squirting Triggers 2.0 is golden. She was really relaxed and aroused, so I slid in my two fingers and started doing the technique in the course. I pounded her G-Spot for about 30 seconds, and she just starts squirting everywhere. It was way more than the two other girls I had previously gotten to squirt a month or two previously.

She looked me in the eyes and said, “AGAIN!”

I did it again, and she squirted yet ANOTHER time! This time, she really let herself go and let out a loud moan. This really turned me on. I then bent her over, put my condom on, and started fucking her from behind, trying to hit the exact same spot.

Her pussy started throbbing, I pulled out, and she then squirted all over my cock. I must have done this three times, and her body was shaking more and more each time.

We ended up taking things into the shower because I was nervous about the mess all of her juices was going to make – and whether or not the hotel would fine me for the mess.

The shower was basically inside the bathtub. At first, I bent her over, and then eventually, she ended up sucking me off to finish me off. I blew such a massive load, and to my surprise, she swallowed it. The whole ordeal must have lasted 45 minutes.

We rested for about 10 minutes, didn’t say too much to each other, and I started thinking about the squirting. My dick started getting hard again – something that doesn’t usually happen after sex. She saw it and immediately started sucking me again. I started rubbing her clit while she sucked me, and we start fucking AGAIN!

I put a condom on, and then start ramming my hard cock into her pussy. I put her in the exact same doggy style position before, and she was literally begging for it.

“More! More! Harder! Right there!” She would demand.

I loved it. I felt like the man. I had never felt so much power when I was fucking a girl – literally getting her to squirt on command.

Anyway, I finished myself off while she was touching her pussy, and then we chilled out for another 10 minutes. She asked me for my number, so I gave it to her.

“How long are you staying in Bangkok for? What are you doing tomorrow?” she asked.

I figured me and the guys were going to get drunk and do some sightseeing.

“Just some sightseeing – we’re here because my friend gets married.”

“Okay mister, give me your number, and tomorrow I will meet you. I will take you to a Thai restaurant at night time. Today I do for free. Just meet me tomorrow, please, promise me, OK?”

I responded, “uhh, sure? No problem.”

She had a shower and left.

I immediately called my friends, and they all burst into laughter. It was one of those stories – what happens in Bangkok, stays in Bangkok(!)

Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks to both of you for putting together Squirting Triggers 2.0. It sounds stupid, but the money I spent on the course was saved on a prostitute! I bet nobody else will ever tell you that! Hahaha – thanks guys!

David (we changed the name for privacy reasons)

Wrapping Things Up

Guys, we have tonnes of these stories. If you enjoyed them, please do let us know via email, and we can definitely publish some more.

Jakob and Laura.